I had a naughty thought today...what if I were to go buy a freehand quilting machine and then return it after every quilt...morally wrong, right? ...Right? 'Cuz it is a pain in the rear to yank all my quilt through the tiny gap in the machine.
I may or may not have done something similar with a deep fryer and a dinner club...we will never know for sure.
And this picture just makes me laugh.